Saturday, 29 March 2014

Walkies with Kali

It's Mud-urday! Kali and I took our respektive Hoomans for a walk today - got extra muddly today! And then had a paddly to clean off. Kali's gone home to have a barf.  Snigger.

Lottie x


Thursday, 27 March 2014

I haz the grumps

An intrepid spangle such as myself should NOT have girly pink bows put on her eeyurs!!

Lottie x

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

I'm going to be faymuss!!

Hooman had a long chat with the new wet'n'hairy laydee today abowt what spade they are going to give me. I luff the vet an hairy laydee - she gives me biccies. Not a spade though!

Anyways, wet'n'hairy men had a photo competishun recently and my bestie Kali won the doggy category. She told Hooman today though that they want to use this pic for the puppy trayning stuff! Of course, it is cos I am hangelikal....

Lottie x


Monday, 17 March 2014

Kali, my bestie

Daycare is closed today, so Hooman is looking afta me bestie Kali the Cavachon. We fight all time, it's grate! Only play fighting tho, I promise...

Lottie x


Sunday, 16 March 2014

Sunny walkies

Anuvver luffly walkies in the sun - today we went to the woods, lots of gorjuss smells and bogs to go wading in!! Hooman made me go in a pond on the way home, as I wuz filthyer than yestiday! And we didunt even go to the plub, so no cripsies

So I went and dried meself on her clean duvet when we got home.

Lottie x


Saturday, 15 March 2014


Had a luffly walkies today - the sun was shining and the daffydills were out.

Once again, Hooman thawt (hoped more like) that I wood be clean and shiny after the walkies. Sadly for her, I went for a paddly in Stinkee Ditch, which smells luffly! I even tempted me bestie Kali the Cavachon in for a paddly. Her Hooman was dead appy.

Then we all went to the plub and I had sum cripsies. A good day

Lottie x


Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Bantum Pregnancee

My Hooman wuz a little concerned, as she fawt I wuz having something called a bantum pregnanceee. Dunno what chickens have got to do with anything, I wuz just making shure that Skweeky Pengwin and Ropey Octopussy were tucked up, warm, and had plenty of milk.

I have now decided they are both good-for-nuffink layabowts, and kicked them out of the family bed.

Parantlee this wuz all to do with a seesun (Autumn? Winter?) but they are going to give me a spade next mumf and all seesuns will stop. Hoomans are weeeeird...

Lottie x

PS. Tis fun to creep about, crying, wiv a toy in your mowf. Gives the Hoomans heebee-jeebees....

Sunday, 9 March 2014


My name is Lottie and I is a cocky spangle. I live in Englund and my favouritest things are long walkies, cuddling my hooman and doing reglar byooty an spar treatments in muddy water. Or watery mud, I am nuffin if not adaptabable.

Lottie x


Spangles on the TV! Hooman is watching something called Crufts.

I think she is getting ideas, but I am too dainty to be a showdog. I woodent mind going for the shopping though....

Lottie x

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